She says something to me and her face looks kind. She’s trying to help me – us – though we didn’t seek it. But I don’t quite understand and without realizing it I just smile and nod and back up a bit. A companion is with me and he has the same cognitive disconnect. She looks between us, polite smile fading, and says (perfectly clearly) in her lilting brogue, “do you not speak English?”
IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.
Only if you are ready for non-sense answers.
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.