buxombibliophile:

I’m not a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, I’m a Raving Harpy Nightmare Woman.

I’m a Oh God Not Her Again.

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nprfreshair:

"The Nile, draining out into the Mediterranean. The bright lights of Cairo announce the opening of the north-flowing river’s delta, with Jerusalem’s answering high beams to the northeast. This 4,258 mile braid of human life, first navigated end-to-end in 2004, is visible in a single glance from space." - Chris Hadfield
Astronaut Chris Hadfield has a new book of photography called “You Are Here: Around the World in 92 Minutes.”

nprfreshair:

"The Nile, draining out into the Mediterranean. The bright lights of Cairo announce the opening of the north-flowing river’s delta, with Jerusalem’s answering high beams to the northeast. This 4,258 mile braid of human life, first navigated end-to-end in 2004, is visible in a single glance from space." - Chris Hadfield

Astronaut Chris Hadfield has a new book of photography called “You Are Here: Around the World in 92 Minutes.”

The absolute best part of being an adult!

The absolute best part of being an adult!

Homebody kind of day. Did nothing of any use to anybody. Sucked at first but then I leaned into it and it was pretty nice.

Homebody kind of day. Did nothing of any use to anybody. Sucked at first but then I leaned into it and it was pretty nice.

Maybe a week before I chipped off the black, sparkly nail polish. Didn’t use remover so the sparkles stayed behind, because glitter.

Maybe a week before I chipped off the black, sparkly nail polish. Didn’t use remover so the sparkles stayed behind, because glitter.

grumble

TEST.  Tumblr and facebook both insist they talk to each other, my settings in both say they’re on… but since Monday nothing from Tumblr has posted to facebook.  }:/

foodandwine:

© Brady Becker
DIY Happy Hour: This fantastic bourbon cocktail features pine syrup made with fresh pine needles.
Recipe: Alpine Manhattan

foodandwine:

© Brady Becker

DIY Happy Hour: This fantastic bourbon cocktail features pine syrup made with fresh pine needles.

Recipe: Alpine Manhattan


>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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Highlight of the day was making back to the gym after almost a week away. Pfft I’m so bad at this.

Highlight of the day was making back to the gym after almost a week away. Pfft I’m so bad at this.

Blew most of my day muttering to myself and debating with people I don’t know. Luckily for once it feels like a tiny headway was made. But seriously I should have focused in work…

Blew most of my day muttering to myself and debating with people I don’t know. Luckily for once it feels like a tiny headway was made. But seriously I should have focused in work…